Only, the difference between us and Harold is that we actually have legitimate evidence that this might just be the end of days. Check out our top 10 reasons why we think the world might really, actually be ending. Sometime. Eventually.
10. Pedophiles are socially acceptable now.
Kind of. Follow them on Twitter at @Moms4Beiber.
9. Brad Pitt may be quitting acting.
May be. We're not quite sure. But reports from US Weekly, E! and numerous other media sources are stating that the actor has decided to quit once he turns 50. Yes, that does give us 3 more years to oogle his HUGE talent, but Hollywood without Brad Pitt is like Christmas without Santa.
8. People are wasting their money on some seriously stupid shiz.
Forget stocking up on canned food! Grab some 14K gold shoe laces instead. Or this $75,000 yurt pictured above (Yep, a yurt.)! Not outrageous enough for you? Check out the other ridiculous items listed in the Neiman Marcus 2011 Christmas Book that are wildly expensive and completely useless. (For $75,000 this yurt better act as a pop-up bomb shelter.)
7. Nowadays, people think that saying you're a doctor means you actually ARE a doctor...regardless if you've got that stupid PHD thingy or not.
Like cement hiney injection woman or this 17 year-old Florida teen. Apparently, all that jazz about the MCAT and medical school was all a bunch of bologna! What credentials? Your only requirement to be a doctor now? Be out of your F&%$^*G TREE.
6. The B.E.P are D.O.N...E.
WHAT? Whatever will we shake our lady lumps to? How will we ever get a feelin' again? The gang's indefinite break (in relationship terms: a break up) is bad news for the club scene. They'll just have to continue overplaying the same Black Eyed Peas songs over and over and over and over...
8. People are wasting their money on some seriously stupid shiz.
Forget stocking up on canned food! Grab some 14K gold shoe laces instead. Or this $75,000 yurt pictured above (Yep, a yurt.)! Not outrageous enough for you? Check out the other ridiculous items listed in the Neiman Marcus 2011 Christmas Book that are wildly expensive and completely useless. (For $75,000 this yurt better act as a pop-up bomb shelter.)
7. Nowadays, people think that saying you're a doctor means you actually ARE a doctor...regardless if you've got that stupid PHD thingy or not.
Like cement hiney injection woman or this 17 year-old Florida teen. Apparently, all that jazz about the MCAT and medical school was all a bunch of bologna! What credentials? Your only requirement to be a doctor now? Be out of your F&%$^*G TREE.
6. The B.E.P are D.O.N...E.
WHAT? Whatever will we shake our lady lumps to? How will we ever get a feelin' again? The gang's indefinite break (in relationship terms: a break up) is bad news for the club scene. They'll just have to continue overplaying the same Black Eyed Peas songs over and over and over and over...
5. Our youth's greatest idea is vodka infused tampons.
With the vodka-pons and these 20 other stupid things that kids are doing nowadays, we've really got quite a slew of future leaders of America to choose from. The best ideas you could come up with is pouring vodka in your eyes and choking each other out? Good thing there's no "How to be Awesome" class because you all would have failed.
4. One word: JoePa
We seriously never thought we'd see the day that JoePa DOESN'T lead the Nittany Lions into Beaver Stadium. And we certaintly never thought the reasoning would be because he was fired. But this day has actually come. Believe it or not, Penn State is without one Joe Paterno. Hence, becoming our 4th reason the world could quite possibly be ending.
Just summon the apocalypse now. Please.
2. Our best GOP candidate? Mike Tyson.
From Cain's Libya stumble to Perry's "Oops" moment and Bachmann's HPV vaccine slam; the GOP candidates' number of gaffes seem endless. At least with Mike, we know what we're in for. A whole bunch of crazy.
1. Ryan Gosling > Bradley Cooper
Do you have a reason the world may be ending? We're accepting honorable mentions!
