Thursday, December 22, 2011

shit we hated in 2011.

And there is a lot of shit.

We all know that December is notorious for Santa Claus, Menorahs and lists. All of these "best and worst of 2011" lists start flooding the internet and magazines everywhere. Examples?

And since everyone seems to making these lists (and perhaps checking them twice), we have compiled our own - just a few of the things we have really despised this year. So, without further adieu:

Sunny Side Up's Shit We Hated in 2011 List

The Fads:
Planking.

Owling.


Coning.

Planking? Dumb. Owling? Dumb. Coning? Wasting perfectly good DQ? Now, that's just offensive.

The second coming of Tickle Me Elmo.
Dear Elmo - you are adorable, but please. You could have stopped at The Chicken Dance.

The Lohans: Lindsay, Dina, Ali and Michael.
And then there are these beauties.
Eek. We don't know what's worse: them all together looking happy or Lindsay's blinding smile.

Kids.
Children are to be loved and adored. Not dressed up like drag queens and given botox.
Although, we do wish we had her abs...

Kids, again.
Because THESE are unacceptable.

The Official Demise of the Best Day of the Week.
Even more reason to give America 4 day work weeks.

PJ Jeans.
What's next? The professional snuggie? It can come in 3 different colors: uniform, scrubs and suits.

Vajazzling. If you don't know what it is, click here.

#Winning. #TigerBlood. #TwoAndaHalfMen.
We've had about enough of both of you.


Anything that Starts with K.
What a koincidence.

Anything that Starts with a Te and Ends with a Bow.
This includes Tebowing.

Choosing the Most Obnoxious Women Ever to be the Face of Intelligent Women.
We'd be better off nominating the cast of Gossip Girl

PJ Jeans' Cousin, Glitter Jeans
"Aww, Mom! Ke$ha threw up on my jeans!"

Going Bankrupt.
The up side? The obesity rate just dropped like 10%.

Horribly Awful Movies.
And TV.


The End of Michael Scott.
Because The Office just isn't the same without you.


Books by People Who Don't Deserve to Write Books.

Celebrities That Don't Deserve to be Celebrities.
Like Courtney Stodden. 
Who has managed to ruin Halloween...
AND Christmas.
All in the same year.

Tell us what you've hated this year (or what awful things we've missed!) by sending us an email to  TheSunnySides@live.com or check us out on Facebook!

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