Monday, July 11, 2011

harold camping's worst nightmare.

Maybe Harold Camping did us all a favor by warning us that the apocalypse was upon us and then it was total BS, because people started getting their shiz together. Like, REAL TOGETHER.

Someone definitely was thinking, "Oh man, if this apocalypse really does happen, I'm going to need more than a safety kit and an AK-47..."

Hence, the first EVER Zombie-Proof House!


Designed by KWK Promes, "The Safe House" keeps you safe from all those who are undead and looking to gobble your brains. "The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security," KWK's website stated.

And if you don't feel safe in this house, then you are surely F*&%ED.


Made entirely of solid concrete and able to FOLD UP into itself (check out the pictures), the house becomes completely sealed once closed. There is only one entrance into the facility, meaning no one is getting into this place without a wooden stake through the heart. (Apparently, I've made it a vampire-free house as well.)

And yes, that is a totally awesome drawbridge.


If safety was the goal, then KWK Promes deserves one serious gold star. This house is a "steel trap". However, if you take another look at the actual architecture once the facility is open with the wooden, white-washed floors and windows galore, the contemporary feel and look is absolutely gorgeous. For more pictures, click here!

If you're interested in your own "Safety House" or any other amazing houses, definitely check out KWK Promes' website. The company has designed a variety of other houses such as the "Snail House", the "Triangle House" and, my personal favorite, the "Hidden House".
And if you really believe good ole' Harold and want more information on preparing yourself for the end of the world, the CDC has great articles on emergency preparedness.

1 comment:

  1. Wow, that is pretty amazing! I wouldn't mind having one!!
    You're writing is awesome..you're a great journalist :)

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