This is not a scene from “The Vampire Diaries”. Wes Craven is not hiding behind a camera somewhere in the distance. And Alexander Skarsgard is not going to show up shirtless with a bunch of other vampire hotties.
No.
This actually happened. IN. REAL. LIFE.
According to CBS, a Florida woman attacked an elderly man late one evening outside of a deserted Hooter's. The man, who was wheelchair-bound, was bitten on his neck and face, later receiving stitches. The woman, who was later found after the altercation, had no recollection of the attack. Her claim? She is a vampire.
I blame you, Stephenie Meyer and your band of Twi-Hards.
NEWS FLASH: vampires are not real.
That should be the end of this discussion; not real. Done and done.
But ever since this obsession took over every Barnes & Noble Young Adult section and made every TV show about hot blood-sucking men, people actually believe vampires are real.
The fangs. The drinking of the blood. The vampire/werewolf hybrid...thing.
Don't think it's that bad? Try this.
This is Stephanie Pistey. Since Stephanie was 12 years-old, she knew she was a vampire. Correction, a "vampire with a bit of a werewolf mixed in". Stephanie, who is now 18, currently resides in a Florida-based prision for murdering a 16 year-old boy. Although Stephanie denies drinking the boy's blood after the murder to police, she did post a message on her Facebook page stating that she, "wanted the blood".
Really? This hasn't gotten a bit out of hand?!
Don't you think it's a problem when the reason you fear dark alleys now is because pepper spray is no longer a repellent but a marinade for your neck?
People! Get a grip. Drink a Bloody Mary with your plasticy, fake fangs on Halloween and then come back to reality on November 1st.
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