celebrity couples who really, really suck.

Have you seen this couple yet? Have you seen the RING yet? Can you imagine what "Sk8er Boi"plus "Photograph"equals? Hold on, we have to go wipe away the blood from our ears.

Okay. After the announcement of the "Chavril"engagement (AKA - the two worst musical acts in the history of musical acts uniting), we thought we would take a look at some other horrendous celebrity couples that continue to make us vomit real vomit. Not to be confused with "Aww, they're so cute" vomit.

1. The Obvious Couple

They started dating in 2006 and ever since, they have been a match made in awful, celebrity couple heaven. It probably has something to do with the barrage of publicity stunts through the years. Or perhaps their almost-abuse roller coaster of a relationship. Either way, they are obviously one of the worst celebrity couples.

2. The WTF Couple

WTF as in WTF is going on here?? Can someone please call Adam Levine and let him know this hot mess is a) a downgrade from Anne V. and b) a hot mess? We have plenty of better looking friends for you, Adam, so how about you not settle for THIS? Sure, she's a Victoria Secret model, but we expected so much more from you. Like someone who is actually good looking. 

3. The Homelesseo and Juliet Couple

Poor Taylor Swift. Girlfriend has really had a rough swim in the dating pool. HOWEVER, she's chosen a lot of fine ass honeys. But Connor Kennedy? Taylor. Look at yourself. Now, look at him. To quote the fabulous Liz from Crazy, Stupid, Love., "If you end up with that, what am I going to end up with?" Yes, Liz. We concur.

4. The We Fooled You Couple

You would think these two would be a match made in redneck heaven, but you are wrong my reality TV watching couch potatoes. If you've actually sat through a grueling (or hilarious) half hour of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, you would know that Mama (AKA - June) is far too animated and fun for party pooper mcgee, Sugar Bear. He's boring, he's quiet and we think Mama can get her "biscuit" buttered by someone better.

5. The Old Grandpa Wrinkly Balls and Not Wrinkly Titties Couple

This includes anyone who has seriously dated Hef. Why? WHY? We know those balls have been in and around your mouth and frankly, there's not enough vodka in the world to make this okay.

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the olympics would be better if...

NBC wasn't in charge of covering it.

No. We kid, we kid.

But with all the leotards, Speedos and gold medals in the news lately, how could we not give our two cents on what improvements they could make to the Olympics?

Sure, there's the opening ceremony, the coverage and so forth and so on. But our main concern are these events. We want Olympic events that are creative. Action packed! And HILARIOUS. Obviously.

So without further adieu, here are our event suggestions to help spice up the Olympics:

Flash Mobbing

Just think of it: you've got to have the precision of gymnastics or synchronized swimming, but you're also judged on how many people you can get involved, where you execute this mob, costuming (see above)...AND! Oh and, you can interrupt other flash mobs, like a dance off. Can you imagine? A battle to the death via flash mobbing. That is some serious shit.

The ImprOlympics

For all of you who are thinking it, YES. It would be JUST like "Whose Line is it Anyway". And yes, Wayne Brady will be representing the United Fucking States of America. Duh.

All Sports Played in High School Gym Class

You know exactly what we're talking about here: Ultimate Frisbee, Pillow Polo, Matball, Kickball, Dodgeball, anything with balls! Those physical education classes were like the Olympics for people who aren't good at normal people sports. We certainly can't swim the butterfly, but you bet your ass we can steal that mother fucking bacon like a champ.

That Hot Dog Eating Contest

Japan would eat this up. Literally.

Anything That Involves a PS3

We're pretty sure if men had the ability to win medals in things like Call of Duty, World of Warcraft and any Madden game, the world would be a happier place. Plus, ladies: if we're going to go through a dry spell, it might as well be for a gold medal. 

Need more Olympic event ideas? Check out Cracked.com's 24 Rejected Olympics Events. Yes.