celebrity couples who really, really suck.

Have you seen this couple yet? Have you seen the RING yet? Can you imagine what "Sk8er Boi"plus "Photograph"equals? Hold on, we have to go wipe away the blood from our ears.

Okay. After the announcement of the "Chavril"engagement (AKA - the two worst musical acts in the history of musical acts uniting), we thought we would take a look at some other horrendous celebrity couples that continue to make us vomit real vomit. Not to be confused with "Aww, they're so cute" vomit.

1. The Obvious Couple

They started dating in 2006 and ever since, they have been a match made in awful, celebrity couple heaven. It probably has something to do with the barrage of publicity stunts through the years. Or perhaps their almost-abuse roller coaster of a relationship. Either way, they are obviously one of the worst celebrity couples.

2. The WTF Couple

WTF as in WTF is going on here?? Can someone please call Adam Levine and let him know this hot mess is a) a downgrade from Anne V. and b) a hot mess? We have plenty of better looking friends for you, Adam, so how about you not settle for THIS? Sure, she's a Victoria Secret model, but we expected so much more from you. Like someone who is actually good looking. 

3. The Homelesseo and Juliet Couple

Poor Taylor Swift. Girlfriend has really had a rough swim in the dating pool. HOWEVER, she's chosen a lot of fine ass honeys. But Connor Kennedy? Taylor. Look at yourself. Now, look at him. To quote the fabulous Liz from Crazy, Stupid, Love., "If you end up with that, what am I going to end up with?" Yes, Liz. We concur.

4. The We Fooled You Couple

You would think these two would be a match made in redneck heaven, but you are wrong my reality TV watching couch potatoes. If you've actually sat through a grueling (or hilarious) half hour of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, you would know that Mama (AKA - June) is far too animated and fun for party pooper mcgee, Sugar Bear. He's boring, he's quiet and we think Mama can get her "biscuit" buttered by someone better.

5. The Old Grandpa Wrinkly Balls and Not Wrinkly Titties Couple

This includes anyone who has seriously dated Hef. Why? WHY? We know those balls have been in and around your mouth and frankly, there's not enough vodka in the world to make this okay.

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