We love us some gay men SO much, we pray that one day they'll magically become straight and pull some sort of "Notebook"-esque scene where they profess their undying love to us after all these years of wearing bow ties and talking about Meryl Streep.
But no. Shit does NOT go down like that. The gay stay gay. (And we stay single.)
BUT, us girls can dream. Hence, our newest (short) segment: "It's Too Bad They're Gay" - a new little thing we're going to start doing to showcase awesomely gay peeps (ladies and gents!) that our genitals (and hearts) wish were straight.
Let's review our first specimen: Andrew Rannells.
COME ON, Andrew Rannells! Not only are you dashingly handsome, but you are also amazingly HIlarious! (See Girls, The New Normal and, OF COURSE, The Book of Mormon.)
It's like if Chad Michael Murray had a cute, unmarried and much funnier brother! It's every girl's One Tree Hill fantasy! (Kind of, not really.)
Sigh.
So, dear, sweet Andrew Rannells, if you ever decide to switch to the cootchie, I'm sure we can rustle up a few million phone numbers and emails for you.
Check out Andrew's recent interview with BuzzFeed!
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