NBC wasn't in charge of covering it.
No. We kid, we kid.
But with all the leotards, Speedos and gold medals in the news lately, how could we not give our two cents on what improvements they could make to the Olympics?
Sure, there's the opening ceremony, the coverage and so forth and so on. But our main concern are these events. We want Olympic events that are creative. Action packed! And HILARIOUS. Obviously.
So without further adieu, here are our event suggestions to help spice up the Olympics:
Flash Mobbing
Just think of it: you've got to have the precision of gymnastics or synchronized swimming, but you're also judged on how many people you can get involved, where you execute this mob, costuming (see above)...AND! Oh and, you can interrupt other flash mobs, like a dance off. Can you imagine? A battle to the death via flash mobbing. That is some serious shit.
The ImprOlympics
For all of you who are thinking it, YES. It would be JUST like "Whose Line is it Anyway". And yes, Wayne Brady will be representing the United Fucking States of America. Duh.
All Sports Played in High School Gym Class
You know exactly what we're talking about here: Ultimate Frisbee, Pillow Polo, Matball, Kickball, Dodgeball, anything with balls! Those physical education classes were like the Olympics for people who aren't good at normal people sports. We certainly can't swim the butterfly, but you bet your ass we can steal that mother fucking bacon like a champ.
Japan would eat this up. Literally.
Anything That Involves a PS3
We're pretty sure if men had the ability to win medals in things like Call of Duty, World of Warcraft and any Madden game, the world would be a happier place. Plus, ladies: if we're going to go through a dry spell, it might as well be for a gold medal.
Need more Olympic event ideas? Check out Cracked.com's 24 Rejected Olympics Events. Yes.
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