new year's resolutions are dumb.

Lose weight. Try more new things. Skydive. Eat less sugar. Exercise more. Go swimming with exotic fishes. Bang more chicks. Whatever your fancy New Year's resolution may be, it sucks.

Not because you're a crappy person and you didn't take the time to put one (or multiple) on a list. No, no.

It sucks because only 1% of you will stick to your guns and actually TRY to achieve New Year's resolution completion status.

The other 99% of us are starting a new movement called "Occupy Precious Time"- because the time we spend pretending we're actually going to do these resolutions that we just blurt out 10 seconds before the ball drops is completely wasted. And we could have truly spent the time doing something far more productive. Like eat a few more cheetos.

Myself included. Every year, my go-to resolution is to not swear as much and I'm pretty sure I've never lasted more than a few hours. My family's collective resolution is to stop drinking. That resolution is really built up pre-NYE and ends at about 12:01a on January 1st. Perhaps they keep getting the years mixed up? I'm not too sure.

And everyone is trying to help you: The USA Today wants to help you save money, The Huffington Post wants to make you stick to your resolutions and Forbes just wants to help you make them.

But anyway you look at it, New Year's resolutions are dumb. We are setting ourselves up for failure!

So why not set some realistic resolutions? Something achieveable, something you want to "occupy precious time" doing. If you should accept this challenge, here are some resolutions to help get your 2012 started:

Make out more.

Work out those lips! You burn calories kissing (not many), but it's a good excuse to kiss more this year.

Try new foods.

"Trying new things" is such a broad resolution. Stick to one thing like food: order something different at your favorite restaurant or pick somewhere other to eat than McDonalds.

Stop calling in sick.

And come up with a better excuse. Lying is not right or good or moral, but your boss is definitely tired of hearing the same excuse over and over. Do him/her a favor and make it your New Year's resolution to be more creative.

Be green.

It's not hard, just stop doing laundry, taking baths and wear more deodorant.

Stop buying lottery tickets.

At the unlucky stores. We all know that the desolate, middle-of-no where stores are the best places to buy them. Stop thinking that the WaWas and 7|11s of the world are going to deliver.

Stop watching ridiculously awful television shows.

Yes, these.

So next time you're thinking that drinking less is an actual possibility or that meeting the man of your dreams is a legit resolution, remember how dumb it sounds and come up with something that's a lot less disappointing in the long run.

Tell us what your realistic New Year's resolutions below!

Happy New Year!

shit we hated in 2011.

And there is a lot of shit.

We all know that December is notorious for Santa Claus, Menorahs and lists. All of these "best and worst of 2011" lists start flooding the internet and magazines everywhere. Examples?

"The Best Hair & Beauty Moments of 2011", "The Worst TV of 2011", "The Best of Reality TV in 2011", "The 50 Best Websites of 2011", and "The Worst Movies of 2011". And the lists go on and on and on...

And since everyone seems to making these lists (and perhaps checking them twice), we have compiled our own - just a few of the things we have really despised this year. So, without further adieu:

Sunny Side Up's Shit We Hated in 2011 List

The Fads:

Planking.

Owling.

Coning.

Planking? Dumb. Owling? Dumb. Coning? Wasting perfectly good DQ? Now, that's just offensive.

The second coming of Tickle Me Elmo.

Dear Elmo - you are adorable, but please. You could have stopped at The Chicken Dance.

The Lohans: Lindsay, Dina, Ali and Michael.

And then there are these beauties.

Eek. We don't know what's worse: them all together looking happy or Lindsay's blinding smile.

Kids.

Children are to be loved and adored. Not dressed up like drag queens and given botox.

Although, we do wish we had her abs...

Kids, again.

Because THESE are unacceptable.

The Official Demise of the Best Day of the Week.

Even more reason to give America 4 day work weeks.

PJ Jeans.

What's next? The professional snuggie? It can come in 3 different colors: uniform, scrubs and suits.

Vajazzling. If you don't know what it is, click here.

#Winning. #TigerBlood. #TwoAndaHalfMen.

We've had about enough of both of you.

Being a Vampire.

Anything that Starts with K.

What a koincidence.

Anything that Starts with a Te and Ends with a Bow.

This includes Tebowing.

Choosing the Most Obnoxious Women Ever to be the Face of Intelligent Women.

We'd be better off nominating the cast of Gossip Girl. 

PJ Jeans' Cousin, Glitter Jeans

"Aww, Mom! Ke$ha threw up on my jeans!"

Going Bankrupt.

The up side? The obesity rate just dropped like 10%.

Horribly Awful Movies.

And TV.

The Fact That Music Kinda Sucks, Nowadays.

The End of Michael Scott.

Because The Office just isn't the same without you.

Casey Anthony.

Books by People Who Don't Deserve to Write Books.

Celebrities That Don't Deserve to be Celebrities.

Like Courtney Stodden. 

Who has managed to ruin Halloween...

AND Christmas.

All in the same year.

Tell us what you've hated this year (or what awful things we've missed!) by sending us an email to  TheSunnySides@live.com or check us out on Facebook!

why the world really might be ending: sunny side edition.

If Harold Camping can pull numbers out of his ass and say the world is ending, then so can we.

Only, the difference between us and Harold is that we actually have legitimate evidence that this might just be the end of days. Check out our top 10 reasons why we think the world might really, actually be ending. Sometime. Eventually.

10. Pedophiles are socially acceptable now.

Kind of. Follow them on Twitter at @Moms4Beiber.

9. Brad Pitt may be quitting acting.

May be. We're not quite sure. But reports from US Weekly, E! and numerous other media sources are stating that the actor has decided to quit once he turns 50. Yes, that does give us 3 more years to oogle his HUGE talent, but Hollywood without Brad Pitt is like Christmas without Santa.




8. People are wasting their money on some seriously stupid shiz.


 Forget stocking up on canned food! Grab some 14K gold shoe laces instead. Or this $75,000 yurt pictured above (Yep, a yurt.)! Not outrageous enough for you? Check out the other ridiculous items listed in the Neiman Marcus 2011 Christmas Book that are wildly expensive and completely useless. (For $75,000 this yurt better act as a pop-up bomb shelter.)


7. Nowadays, people think that saying you're a doctor means you actually ARE a doctor...regardless if you've got that stupid PHD thingy or not.

Like cement hiney injection woman or this 17 year-old Florida teen. Apparently, all that jazz about the MCAT and medical school was all a bunch of bologna! What credentials? Your only requirement to be a doctor now? Be out of your F&%$^*G TREE.


6. The B.E.P are D.O.N...E.

WHAT? Whatever will we shake our lady lumps to? How will we ever get a feelin' again? The gang's indefinite break (in relationship terms: a break up) is bad news for the club scene. They'll just have to continue overplaying the same Black Eyed Peas songs over and over and over and over...

5. Our youth's greatest idea is vodka infused tampons.

With the vodka-pons and these 20 other stupid things that kids are doing nowadays, we've really got quite a slew of future leaders of America to choose from. The best ideas you could come up with is pouring vodka in your eyes and choking each other out? Good thing there's no "How to be Awesome" class because you all would have failed.

4. One word: JoePa

We seriously never thought we'd see the day that JoePa DOESN'T lead the Nittany Lions into Beaver Stadium. And we certaintly never thought the reasoning would be because he was fired. But this day has actually come. Believe it or not, Penn State is without one Joe Paterno. Hence, becoming our 4th reason the world could quite possibly be ending.

3. Jersey Shornaments

Just summon the apocalypse now. Please.

2. Our best GOP candidate? Mike Tyson.

From Cain's Libya stumble to Perry's "Oops" moment and Bachmann's HPV vaccine slam; the GOP candidates' number of gaffes seem endless. At least with Mike, we know what we're in for. A whole bunch of crazy.


1. Ryan Gosling > Bradley Cooper

So, People Magazine released their 2011 Sexiest Man Alive last week and the whole WORLD went nuts. Why? Because it WASN'T Ryan Gosling. There was a protest, a petition and even scientific reasons that surfaced regarding why Ry>Bradley. Occupy what? 99% who? It was intense. Well, even after the dust settled, People stuck with their choice. But, we may still be a little bitter hence, being our number one reason why the world may, just quite possibly be ending. Sometime. Eventually.

Do you have a reason the world may be ending? We're accepting honorable mentions!

sadly there are #thingslongerthankimsmarriage.

When Harold Camping announced the world was ending in October, no one believed him. Especially after that whole "May 21st" debacle.

However, no one realized he was referring to Kim Kardashian's world.

If you keep up with the Kardashian's at all, or just turned on the TV today, you will have been bombarded with news that 72 days after their $10 MILLION wedding, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce.

Is it really that much of a surprise to all of us? Of course not, considering their relationship ran its course in less than 10 months! Yes, 10 months. That includes dating, the engagement and the wedding. (There's probably a sex tape or two squeezed in there somewhere, too.)

But you still can't help but feel bad.

Feel bad for Kris Humphries? Nah. Kris will continue making more money than he deserves, so he'll be able to buy whatever expensive blow up doll he'll need to dull his aching pain.

Feel bad for the Kardashians? Nope. They'll be able to keep their Kardashian empire, Sketcher sponsorships and continual drama like normal.

Feel bad for Ryan Seacrest and E! Television? No way. Although the future of the new series "Kourtney and Kim Take New York" is unknown, Ryan's ratings are through the roof! (He confirmed the news on his Twitter account and radio show.)

So who should we feel bad for?

Kim.

But not for wasting $10 million on her ridiculous (better than Kate Middleton's) wedding. (Which she made back selling People Magazine her exclusive wedding photos and on her E! TV special.)

And we don't feel bad that she lives every second of her EXTREMELY important existence in the public eye. (What exactly does she DO?)

So WHY exactly should we feel bad for Kim Kardashian?

BECAUSE OF THIS CRAZY ASS 17 YEAR-OLD GIRL.

If there is anyone in this world who should NOT be the topic of conversation and definitely NOT headlining the news (even more than Kim!), it's Courtney Stodden.

However, after marrying 51 year-old has-been, Doug Hutchison (Of course you don't remember him!), girlfriend has been all over the news for her slutastic photos and uncontrollable (rather annoying) wacky lips. (Seen here!)

So, why should we feel bad for Kim? Because, sadly there are #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage.

6 MONTHS > 72 DAYS.

6 MONTHS IS MORE THAN 72 DAYS, KIM! Courtney Stodden, the 17 year-old, wannabe realty star/singer/model/Pamela Anderson look-a-like, has officially been married longer than you!

That is pathetic!

You kind of have your shit together! You make a ton of money, have TV shows, perfume, EVERYTHING! And you can't keep it together longer than crazy lips over here?

And for that, Kim Kardashian, I feel really bad for you. You may not deserve to be headlining CNN and clogging up all the social media outlets with your insignificant news, but to know that Courtney Stodden's marriage lasted longer than yours?

Yep. You said it.

So I guess it's official, #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage? Courtney Stodden's marriage.

halloween is about more than just sluts.

Halloween is coming up and, as usual, our expectations are extremely low.

Ladies are going to dress in something overly slutastic and men are not going to dress up because most of them are pussies. (Yep, we said it.)

So, are scantily clad women and cheap bulk candy the only things to look forward to during Halloween?

No. There is more.

There are the hilariously, brilliant and the dreadfully, awful costumes.

Some people really do love Halloween and go above and beyond with creative costumes. See below or click here for more examples!

However, others are not as lucky to have such a wildly creative gene and, well, their costumes are just plain awful. So if you're planning on dressing up for Halloween, here are some costumes you should absolutely avoid.

1) This.

Whatever THIS is. Don't do it.

2) Anything that references Facebook.

Enough is enough.

3) Couples costumes.

Not only do you no longer hang out with your friends, but now they know for a fact that she's got you by the balls.

4) Gentlemen: Your dick in a box.

We know you all want to get laid on Halloween, but come on! This is just pathetic. (Plus, the real "Dick in a Box" costume is actually funny.) There's this one, too.

5) Ladies: Anna Rexia

 

Ladies. No. Thankfully, Ricky's realized it was a bad idea before you did and took the costume down.

6) Ladies again: Nemo

Please don't do this to the female species. We already catch enough slack.

7) The Jersey Shore

But if you decide to do it, make sure to send us a picture so you can be our "Shower Pocket of the Week", you douche.

8) Celebrities that don't really deserve to have costumes.

Kate Gosselin. Sarah Palin. Waldo. Etc.

9) Any of these.

10) The Kids' Edition

Really? Someone should punch you in your un-parent-like mouth.

Still need costume ideas? Check out these celebrity ideas or visit Spirit Halloween.

Planning on exceeding our expectations with an extremely creative costume? Send us a pic to thesunnysides@live.com and we'll make sure to post it and let everyone know just how awesome you are.

Happy Halloween!