sadly there are #thingslongerthankimsmarriage.

When Harold Camping announced the world was ending in October, no one believed him. Especially after that whole "May 21st" debacle.

However, no one realized he was referring to Kim Kardashian's world.

If you keep up with the Kardashian's at all, or just turned on the TV today, you will have been bombarded with news that 72 days after their $10 MILLION wedding, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce.

Is it really that much of a surprise to all of us? Of course not, considering their relationship ran its course in less than 10 months! Yes, 10 months. That includes dating, the engagement and the wedding. (There's probably a sex tape or two squeezed in there somewhere, too.)

But you still can't help but feel bad.

Feel bad for Kris Humphries? Nah. Kris will continue making more money than he deserves, so he'll be able to buy whatever expensive blow up doll he'll need to dull his aching pain.

Feel bad for the Kardashians? Nope. They'll be able to keep their Kardashian empire, Sketcher sponsorships and continual drama like normal.

Feel bad for Ryan Seacrest and E! Television? No way. Although the future of the new series "Kourtney and Kim Take New York" is unknown, Ryan's ratings are through the roof! (He confirmed the news on his Twitter account and radio show.)

So who should we feel bad for?

Kim.

But not for wasting $10 million on her ridiculous (better than Kate Middleton's) wedding. (Which she made back selling People Magazine her exclusive wedding photos and on her E! TV special.)

And we don't feel bad that she lives every second of her EXTREMELY important existence in the public eye. (What exactly does she DO?)

So WHY exactly should we feel bad for Kim Kardashian?

BECAUSE OF THIS CRAZY ASS 17 YEAR-OLD GIRL.

If there is anyone in this world who should NOT be the topic of conversation and definitely NOT headlining the news (even more than Kim!), it's Courtney Stodden.

However, after marrying 51 year-old has-been, Doug Hutchison (Of course you don't remember him!), girlfriend has been all over the news for her slutastic photos and uncontrollable (rather annoying) wacky lips. (Seen here!)

So, why should we feel bad for Kim? Because, sadly there are #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage.

6 MONTHS > 72 DAYS.

6 MONTHS IS MORE THAN 72 DAYS, KIM! Courtney Stodden, the 17 year-old, wannabe realty star/singer/model/Pamela Anderson look-a-like, has officially been married longer than you!

That is pathetic!

You kind of have your shit together! You make a ton of money, have TV shows, perfume, EVERYTHING! And you can't keep it together longer than crazy lips over here?

And for that, Kim Kardashian, I feel really bad for you. You may not deserve to be headlining CNN and clogging up all the social media outlets with your insignificant news, but to know that Courtney Stodden's marriage lasted longer than yours?

Yep. You said it.

So I guess it's official, #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage? Courtney Stodden's marriage.