Ladies are going to dress in something overly slutastic and men are not going to dress up because most of them are pussies. (Yep, we said it.)
So, are scantily clad women and cheap bulk candy the only things to look forward to during Halloween?
No. There is more.
There are the hilariously, brilliant and the dreadfully, awful costumes.
Some people really do love Halloween and go above and beyond with creative costumes. See below or click here for more examples!
However, others are not as lucky to have such a wildly creative gene and, well, their costumes are just plain awful. So if you're planning on dressing up for Halloween, here are some costumes you should absolutely avoid.
1) This.
Whatever THIS is. Don't do it.
2) Anything that references Facebook.
Enough is enough.
3) Couples costumes.
Not only do you no longer hang out with your friends, but now they know for a fact that she's got you by the balls.
4) Gentlemen: Your dick in a box.
We know you all want to get laid on Halloween, but come on! This is just pathetic. (Plus, the real "Dick in a Box" costume is actually funny.) There's this one, too.
5) Ladies: Anna Rexia
Ladies. No. Thankfully, Ricky's realized it was a bad idea before you did and took the costume down.
6) Ladies again: Nemo
Please don't do this to the female species. We already catch enough slack.
7) The Jersey Shore
But if you decide to do it, make sure to send us a picture so you can be our "Shower Pocket of the Week", you douche.
8) Celebrities that don't really deserve to have costumes.
Kate Gosselin. Sarah Palin. Waldo. Etc.
9) Any of these.
10) The Kids' Edition
Really? Someone should punch you in your un-parent-like mouth.
Still need costume ideas? Check out these celebrity ideas or visit Spirit Halloween.
Planning on exceeding our expectations with an extremely creative costume? Send us a pic to thesunnysides@live.com and we'll make sure to post it and let everyone know just how awesome you are.
Happy Halloween!
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